DJ Hack sets the local airwaves alight

Wayward fallen stars Jabu Pule and Ninja Mofokeng recently danced the night away at a popular pub in Daveyton.

Pule, the former Bafana Bafana, Kaizer Chiefs and Orlando Pirates star, gave Mofokeng, a former Ajax Amsterdam and Mamelodi Sundowns defender, a vice-like bear hug when they ran into one another. On the dance floor, Pule showed off some impressive pantsula moves, which elicited intense high-fives from Mofokeng, who is sporting a conspicuous behind.

GUESS what former Safa CEO Raymond Hack is up to? He is a DJ and has a sports show on Jewish community radio station Chai FM, based in the Glenhazel area, of course. The show is cleverly named The Sports Huc with Raymond Hack. Asked if he spins the wheels of steel better than DJ Fresh, Hack said he was still jiving around the questions. You go, MC Hack!

TSAMAYA welcomes back dowdy dresser Julio Leal, who was snapped up by the Buccaneers after stints at AmaZulu and Moroka Swallows. He once pitched up at the Swallows awards looking like vanilla fudge ripple in a white suit, a matching top hat, maroon waist coat and grey shoes. He finished his pimp look by clutching a gold-trimmed walking stick.

OVER-ENTHUSIASTIC tabloid the Sunday World reported that Siyabonga Nomvethe was arrested for driving under the influence and could face an assault charge after moering a cop. The rag alleges the speedy forward insulted police, telling them the Range Rover he was driving was his and he doesn't "owe it". The story said Nomvethe was visibly intoxicated, incoherent and could hardly stand.

TROTT Moloto has been promoted to a professional hanger-on to Sundowns president Patrice Motsepe. Instead of searching for a coach to bring back the glory days, the two were spotted hobnobbing with youngsters at the ANCYL congress in Midrand. Maybe Moloto will be roped in as caretaker coach for the 73rd time.

NATIONAL under-23 coach Shakes Mashaba decided to confiscate iPods and other gadgets players normally bring to camp ahead of the game against Benin on Sunday. Black Leopards did the same ahead of the match against Bay United last week. "This generation (of players) would rather listen to music while you talk to them," said Mashaba. This headphones stuff has killed the singing in team buses that helped build team spirit. Big ups to Mashaba and Leopards.

IT'S unusual for Tsamaya to say sorry to Safa, but we humbly apologise to the octogenarians of Soccer City for not including in last week's Tsamaya the fact that their communications bozos sent our entire department the same text message 83 consecutive times. We're making up for it this week, though, to tell our readers just how funny and inept you guys are. Did someone fall asleep on a button, perhaps? Eighty-three text messages must stand as some kind of record, even by Safa's notoriously wobbly standards.