Wife is dumped for 'sexcuses'

A frustrated husband compiled an Excel spreadsheet of his wife's excuses for not having sex with him.

The month's worth of excuses included "I might be getting sick", "I still don't feel 100%", "I'm exhausted", "I need a shower" (didn't shower until next morning) and "I'm trying to watch the movie" (fell asleep 15 minutes later).

The unnamed man e-mailed his report to his wife as she arrived at an airport ahead of a 10-day business trip, according to a report by The Telegraph.

She tried to get in contact with her husband, but he had cut off contact with her. She decided to post the spreadsheet on the internet website Reddit, and posted: "He's never done this. We always communicate in person or by text. I open it up, and it's a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won't miss me for the 10 days I'm gone."

The spreadsheet was removed but copies went viral.