Yoh! Can someone please balance Schumacher? Man is confused AF

Can someone please get malume Schumacher a compass for Christmas because dude is really lost in life.

The truck driver and errand guy for the Khoza family, played by actor Vuyolwethu Ngcukana, has been setting his sights on Gracious and even devised a clever strategy to get her. He went all out from promising her the world to even offering to change his surname to Mr. Khoza for her.

Well, Schumacher is as consistent as the Joburg weather in summer and abandoned his mission halfway to try his shot with his boss, Harriet Khoza.

The guy sure has guts of steel. At this rate, he should join an action movie as the replacement for Chuck Norris.

We're not sure if he will have a similar offer for Ma Harriet, but she is far less likely to take him up on his offer. The social media streets are not convinced that he will be able to pull it off.

They came with just the right memes.

Others were confused because they thought malume was gay.

Now they need more answers than a exam paper on what is actually happening.