7 hilarious pick-up lines from Perfect Match to try out this weekend
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Your game might be weaker than your mother's Oros on the day before payday, but with the help of the singles on Perfect Match, you could be the mack daddy this weekend.
The speed dating TV reality show stays winning with the cheesy pick-up lines and Wednesday night's episode was no different. In fact, it was so rough we brought all the popcorn and couldn't take our eyes off it!
The show, which gives a group of singles only two minutes to impress their potential bae before sealing the deal with a kiss, had the Twitter streets shook with it's hilarious one-liners and mack moves.
From UJ in other provinces to spaza shop millionaires, the people were howling as they watched the singles take their shot.
But was there anything to learn from the show? We think so.
Here are seven pick-up lines inspired by the contestants on the show that you might want to try this weekend.
I am so glad we met. I love meeting people from other genres
Different genres of people?!!😥😕 #perfectmatchmzansi pic.twitter.com/UUU8Hrobe4
— Saint👼 (@MMhlambiso) May 2, 2018
"She likes meeting new people and different genders and genres!!" Oh, Guard!!!😂😂😂 #PerfectMatch
— Sbulele Malgas (@Ntshozi) May 2, 2018
Genres? Okay...
Wink and I'll do the rest
Lol bafo’s wink game is on another level 😂😂😂😂 #perfectmatchmzansi pic.twitter.com/OsmjRg9BWE
— bafo (@buda_bless99) May 2, 2018
Because sometimes words are not needed.
Don't worry about me...I'm a self-made spaza millionaire
Her: wena wenzani?
— Saint👼 (@MMhlambiso) May 2, 2018
Him: I'm self-made..
Me:😔👇👇 #perfectmatchmzansi pic.twitter.com/eAx72rV0EH
#perfectmatchmzansi
— #KumkaniSolomon💦 (@_magakwe_) May 2, 2018
"Stares in self made" pic.twitter.com/DRHQKIOPvt
#PerfectMatchMzansi I'm a self made spaza millionaire pic.twitter.com/OiiGjCaxk1
— Sphiwe (@Sphiwe_Unlocked) May 2, 2018
I love you like a Vrr pha
It's time to choose mayikhethela on another session of speed dating! Snack attack with @DebonairsPizza and #PerfectMatchMzansi. pic.twitter.com/VMW4MvlwxN
— Mzansi Magic (@Mzansimagic) May 2, 2018
#perfectmatchmzansi When that Guy said "ndikuthanda nje nge vrrrr phaaa" @MzansiMagic pic.twitter.com/VuWKHmSIma
— King Kanyo 👑 🇿🇦 (@Ms_Bee95) May 2, 2018
Ngikuthanda okudlula iVrrrrr-phaaa, uyehla noma uyagibela? 😂😂#perfectmatchmzansi pic.twitter.com/qUbEAqNZ9I
— Siphelele Cele (@SkitsBySphe) May 2, 2018
"I am from UJ... in Johannesburg"
It is important to remind the people where the University of Johannesburg is.
Girl: I’m a first year student at UJ
— Gugu (@gugu__mathebula) May 2, 2018
Boy: UJ yase Cape Town or Durban #PerfectMatch
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/TXjapJQoCe
Which UJ? Durban or Cape Town campus? #PerfectMatchMzansi 😭💔 pic.twitter.com/mocPzTeLMy
— Teboho Ranko. (@teboho_ranko) May 2, 2018
It's just geography, mchana!
We going to have a good time tonight, baby, because I love enjoyment
Did this guy say I love enjoyment?#perfectmatchmzansi 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
— Malilelwa (@SquishyBuli) May 2, 2018
Can you handle this?
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