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Sip on spin and tonic

12 February 2015 - 02:36 By Andile Ndlovu

We don't advocate drinking and driving, so we suggest this is done at home. But we will acknowledge that Sona drinking games are fun when done with a big group of friends.

We'd also suggest you pick something with moderate alcohol volume because you will need concentration - it's always a long night: Zuma's 2014 address was 4508 words long (or 238 paragraphs).

For tonight's address, we suggest dividing the drink cues into Zuma Team Comrades and Zuma Team Compatriots. Pick a side and stick to it. When the president says a word on your selected list of drink words, indulge!

Team Comrades: Madam Speaker, development, govern, energy and programme.

Team Compatriots: honourable, infrastructure, delivery, municipalities and jobs.