Pulane is dissing all your Hollywood faves, calls Khloe K cheating drama 'karma'

*Ring* *ring* Hey Khloe, Pulane just called.

She believes that Tristan apparently cheating on you is karma.

Pulane, like most of the world, was caught up in Khloe Kardashian's business after the reality star's fiancé and baby daddy Tristan Thompson was allegedly caught tongue wrestling (read: kissing) an unknown woman.

There was enough outrage to start a war and so many #MenAreTrash hashtags on Twitter, you would think that all the dudes just moved to rubbish dumps. But Pulane was all about the tea and took to Instagram to tell #TeamKhloe to sit down because Queen Karma had just stepped in.

Team Khloe:

Pulane: 

"Khloe, I love you but I don't feel sorry for you. It's KARMA pretty much". 

When someone told Pulane that she was being mean, she broke down why she thought karma was coming for Khloe.

"Well...I'll tell you what's not nice, stealing other women's men, especially while pregnant. Let me tell you something, go ahead and steal people's men but when karma deals with you, we will be here to remind you what you did. We (are) not gonna pretend we didn't see nothing. (The) same way you didn't consider the other person's feelings, we won't give a rat's behind how you feel," she said, in reference to reports that Khloe took her man from a pregnant woman.

But sis wasn't done yet. She wasn't just going for the Kardashians but for all the "plastic h*es" in Hollywood.

Check out what she posted about Nicki Minaj, Kim K and Blac Chyna.

P-E-T-T-Y!

She did however pay tribute to Sbahle Mpisane, crowning her an example of "natural stays winning". 

Her DMs were busier than a shebeen on a Friday after her comments, so in closing she decided to issue a public service announcement to all the thirsty dudes trying to bully her.

"Like for real guys, you will never get far by sending DMs, I've never been a fan of entertaining thirsty ass n**gas with nothing to do but DM females all day long, I don't care how many houses, cars and money you got, Voetsek!" 

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