Times LIVE has come up with a list of traits that they don't want in potential partners following Lin Sampson's Don't date me if... column
You believe that you are inhabited by the Holy Spirit – unless said spirit is named Johnny Walker.
You have a dependency problem
You have long nails
You have excessive make-up
You think you are too pretty
You weave your hair
You have a criminal record
You live in a rich suburb, drive a nice car, hold a great job and yet your conversation is still dominated by how the country is going down the tubes
You are on Mxit
You smoke cigarettes (Other stuff is fine so long as you share)
You don't watch sport
If the last book you read was your high-school set-work book
You think current affairs has something to do with sexual relations
You wear a chain saying "Open relationships"
You believe a partner should not have friends of the opposite sex
You wear enough metal to mess with compass directions
You have no ambition
Your idea of fun is shopping
You can't cook to save your life
You are a raving feminist/chauvinist
You have no sense of humour
You think education is all there is to being bright
If you can't tell the difference between art and porn (Unless of course, you approve of the latter)
You think looking good is a good substitute for being a decent human being
You don’t do nature
You look down on enthusiasm
You don’t like arguing
Your idea of morality is less about your own behaviour, more about your neighbour’s
You believe in different ways of knowing – only when the most accurate ways of knowing contradict your bullshit
You believe you don’t have any bullshit. We all do
You are one of those people who puts little signs up in toilets at work. Seriously, it’s creepy