Here's why (Spoiler alert: directions and decent showers would be nice)
It is not a secret that I harbour a deep hatred for my species and what we have done, and continue to do to the natural world around us
For crying out loud, can we go already?
I truly believed at the start of lockdown that by now, handshaking and hugging would be things of the past
I'm a tight-fisted bastard and I know I'm not alone. Just ask Pete Sampras
Our attitude towards desperate folks betrays an alarming lack of empathy and generosity
Many of us know a thing or two about letting down the team — we've done it before
An ice-cold draught can make (almost) any situation more bearable
We need to come up with quirky collective nouns for things like our sports teams and members of political parties
'In African culture we don't ...' and 'as an African man ... ' have been favourite hiding places for charlatans for decades. Enough