Mampara of the week: Kebby Maphatsoe

This Mampara claims he was not involved in busing in the Pep store camouflage-clad goons who protested outside SACP leader Solly Mapaila's house.

But condoning this clear act of intimidation of a political opponent makes it hard to believe that these toy soldiers were not part of his private army.

The Naked Chef claims the so-called Umkhonto weSizwe veterans have the same rights as those who marched on the Union Buildings calling on No1 to resign.

His brain must have been roasted from all that cooking.