All I want for Christmas is to forget this year

I'm done with adulting, I just want to go outside and play with my friends

15 December 2019 - 00:00 By

There's a modern Zulu saying that goes Akuqali ngokucosha amaphepha kuphela - Going around picking up random paper litter in the street is not the only sign of dementia.

This could possibly explain the general state of the Joburg CBD - perhaps no-one wants to be targeted as a demented individual, which is why paper bags are clogging up our drainage system during the current rains...

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