Buy data, don't ask to split the bill and other relationship commandments
Move over Sis Dolly, tweeps have been dishing out relationship advice for days as #SideDishGuidelines101 and #StopBeingABoringPartner dominate the platform.
Tweeps are known for being hilarious, but that is not all there is to them. You can also count on them for free relationship advice.
Whether you are a side or the main dish, you must know your place. As the side, you are not to ruin things for the main dish. And as the main, the Twitter jury has spoken: don't be a bore and note that no one wants to pay the bills, especially in this economy.
From Twitter to you, these are the 10 relationship commandments:
Side dish guidelines 101
#SideDishGuidelines101
— GodrichBrains (@godrichmoabelo) April 2, 2019
Buy them the same hair so that you don't have to explain the hair strands in you car. pic.twitter.com/xiuMPpbAWL
#SideDishGuidelines101 stop catching feelings after sex 🚫✋🚮 pic.twitter.com/vsph4G153a
— Looks (@Lookie_Looks) April 2, 2019
#SideDishGuidelines101 When you see me at the mall with bae, do not greet me, I repeat, DO NOT GREET ME. As the matter of fact, Do not even look at me pic.twitter.com/fdx5hOU0Dt
— Ndinani♥️🎀 (@MissNdinani) April 2, 2019
If my man finds out about you and he calls you just say to him you sell brooms #SideDishGuidelines101 pic.twitter.com/1XySWwCEiV
— Bakang🌻 (@Bakang46646357) April 2, 2019
#SideDishGuidelines101 know your place, stop exaggerating as if you are the main chick pic.twitter.com/7L4scnhK5I
— IRONIC (@Ironic1703) April 2, 2019
Don't be a boring partner
#StopBeingABoringPartner buy a new simcard and stalk yourself, send yourself love text and show him. Shake things up a bit.😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/3EfXGr8pAO
— khosiQueen ✌️ (@Didintle4real) April 2, 2019
#StopBeingABoringPartner And make the first move! Take or ask him out first for a change it's 2019!. A relationship is like a bicycle, both wheels need to move in the same direction to go forward. pic.twitter.com/Rpr4RKKUbu
— Thabang Tsotetsi (@I_am_Thabs) April 2, 2019
#StopBeingABoringPartner
— ❤️ PATIENCE👑 (@Phelady_nchaz) April 3, 2019
Allow your partner to date other people 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/Yvifc1VaT0
#StopBeingABoringPartner grab his ass and say woza knorrox woza meatiness!! 😝 pic.twitter.com/aTEgOhHQ2e
— Tsholofelo Bonoko (@IAmExcellency_) April 2, 2019
#StopBeingABoringPartner After you have impregnated your woman, do not run away from her. Face the music together, and bring stability and peace of mind during a stormy situation by supporting her incessantly through this. pic.twitter.com/gYZeHymvx1
— Mvuyisi Tyiwani (@MercurialSoul22) April 2, 2019