Buy data, don't ask to split the bill and other relationship commandments

03 April 2019 - 12:36 By Cebelihle Bhengu
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Want relationship advice? Twitter has got your back.
Want relationship advice? Twitter has got your back.
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Move over Sis Dolly, tweeps have been dishing out relationship advice for days as #SideDishGuidelines101 and #StopBeingABoringPartner dominate the platform.

Tweeps are known for being hilarious, but that is not all there is to them. You can also count on them for free relationship advice.

Whether you are a side or the main dish, you must know your place. As the side, you are not to ruin things for the main dish. And as the main, the Twitter jury has spoken: don't be a bore and note that no one wants to pay the bills, especially in this economy.

From Twitter to you, these are the 10 relationship commandments:

Side dish guidelines 101

Don't be a boring partner


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