Twitter asks Sbahle Mpisane for a demo after she reveals her fave sex position

Did you even know that skydive issa sex position fam?

14 April 2018 - 14:00 By Chrizelda Kekana
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Not only does Sbahle know a lot about being fit, it seems she could teach followers a thing or two about sex positions.
Not only does Sbahle know a lot about being fit, it seems she could teach followers a thing or two about sex positions.
Image: Via Instagram/Sbahle_Mpisane

You might have thought you are on some Chuck Norris level in the bedroom, but,uh, after reading this you will most probably realise that you are never too old to learn new tricks, all thanks to Sbahle Mpisane.

You know that awkward moment when you thought you were bossing up in the bedroom only to find out that the standard has long changed? Well, that was us and a lot of Sbahle's followers, who had no idea there was a sex position called skydiving!

We were just chilling, minding our own business, when some guy had to ask Sbahle what her fave sex position was...

Then we were there waiting on her TL like:

While we were waiting we tried to guess which position Sbahle would name. Missionary? Doggy? Scissors? *yeah, we also know a lil bit of that the Kama Sutra book*

But, of course as you know, one can never totally be ready on these streets.

Sbahle's reply knocked both us and her followers out of the water!

Obvs, most of us were there like:

Skydive?

Firstly, we were not expecting that.

Secondly, isn't that like some typa extreme sport,girl? Also, do you do it in the sky? Or would it look like a swimmer diving into the ocean? Does it even need two people?

Our reaction wasn't the one Sbahle expected, so she was co-shocked.

Just like Twitter, we will easily admit when we don't know what's going on. Tweeps proceeded to ask Sbahle to help sort out their confusion. They suggested that she should post a demonstration video.

Anyway, sis knows she's got the education, so she went ahead and promised to consult the other party (her partner) to see if that demo thing can be done. Family friendly of course!

If any of you are like us, we went ahead and checked the interwebs. So far, there are too many options of what this skydive sex position is and most of them look like a trap.

On some "a 1000 ways to die" vibes!

However, we are also waiting in anticipation for the demo... so Sbahle come through sis!

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