8. RACISTS GOING VIRAL
Bigots, here's a challenge - let's get through 2019 without a single one of you being caught spewing your hate on video or on social media. If you do get caught, spare us the crocodile tears and statement claiming your actions are not a true reflection of who you really are.
9. 'FAKE NEWS'
The actual phrase is so overused and misused. "Fake news" doesn't refer to information you don't like - it means information that isn't true. Hope that's clear.
10. PRETENDING YOU'RE NOT A MEDIA CONSUMER
Claiming "the media won't cover this" while citing a media source is embarrassing. Yet people on Twitter and Facebook keep doing that. Surely they must be trolling us?
11. BEING CONTRARIAN
Why is loudly tweeting (there is such a thing) about how much you hate something that everyone else loves still a thing? Being a killjoy doesn't mean you have an interesting personality.
12. BEING BROKE
Since most of us won't be able to work our way into being millionaires, maybe those "you've inherited $3-million" e-mails will actually turn out to be real come 2019. No? OK.
13. REFERRING TO ANYTHING REMOTELY AFRICAN AS WAKANDA
Black Panther was great, but can we hang up the word "Wakanda" (with the exception of Sho Madjozi's jam Wakanda Forever) until Marvel brings T'Challa back to the big screen, please? Thank you and goodbye.